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Wheeekend 26

Woooo Doggies!

Friday, September 18th through Sunday, September 20th 2026

Approximately 28 weeks and 2 days until Wheeekend 26!

Boot stompin, barbecuing, bigger fun than a hoedown in the holler: This year, Wheeekend is going Country Western!

“the Wheeeeekend!” rhymes with…

Wheeekend! Weekend with William: It’s forty eight hours of zaniness – two madcap days, big ymmm meals and the Wheeekend Fun Package – all for the low low price of not that much. Wheeekend taglines through the years:

  • “The most complicated way to have fun, bar none!”
  • “Weekend: Trick Your Friends into Coming.”
  • “Wheezlingly Wicked”
  • “Weekend: Your Wish is Our Regret”
  • “People need to keep track of their own drinks.”
  • “The hugs are free! After you sign a waiver.”
  • “Yesterday’s memories, tomorrow’s repressions”
  • “Fewer and fewer unexplained odors every year!”

(“Special thanks to WwWWebmaster John Kieken for donating his time, space and talent here!” – J.H.)

a random William insult:

God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another.